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  2. sherlockspeare:

    - Sherlock, I’m home- 

    - Hello, John.
    - Hello, Watson.
    - You’re late, dear Watson.

    My friends saw the gif and asked me to make three frustrated Watsons. So here it is.

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    Then do these make three poor Johns and three happy Sherlocks

    (via sherlockbringthejam)

     
  3. kinghanalister:

    carryonmy-assbutt:

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    jetn:

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    *prepares party popper*

    *nervously shakes the party popper*

    *slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

    *has a wonderful night with the party popper*

    *gets married to the party popper*

    It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

    My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

    Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

    "It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

    what the actual fuck

    why is there fan art

    nevermind that why is their son lettuce

    (via sherlockbringthejam)

     
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  6. jennipuu:

    haul-ar-lleuad:

    andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    thatgirltheyknow:

    thatgirltheyknow:

    I can’t remember if I ever posted this or not

    Whoa this got notes that’s new

    The legs seem to fit their personalities…

    Someone draw this

    Thank you, this has been a therapeutic experience.

    (via officialwhitegirls)

     

  7. shubbabang:

    So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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    (via officialwhitegirls)

     
  8. mishasminions:

    teamocorazon:

    tryinabeme:

    DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

    lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

    this is the franchise making fun of itself

    BEST COMEDY EVER

    (Source: honehhboii, via officialwhitegirls)

     

  9. jathis:

    cartel:

    walking into the wrong class

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    THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

    BEFUDDLED

    (via monthofaprilinjuly)

     
  10. blowjcb:

    blowjcb:

    do you see the shit i have to deal with

    im getting worried

    (via monthofaprilinjuly)