3. fuqyourlies:




    if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

    the first album : “Unknown album”

    the hit single: “track 1”

    album art


    Some people wanna watch the world burn

    (Source: urbancatfitters, via everyonesfavoriteging)

  4. sylvysparrow:

    …i’m listening.

    (via dulect)

  5. paramorgasm:

    We grow up, never grow old

    (via wearebr0k3n)

  6. mysharona1987:

    Marge Simpson: Tumblr user.

    And in that moment we were all Marge Simpson

    (Source: worstsimpsonspageever, via merthur-have-the-tardis-at-221b)

  7. shutupaubrey:

    hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

    (Source: drunkchan, via officialwhitegirls)

  8. mixtapewormhole:

    the truth is out there

    (via officialwhitegirls)

  9. barackfuckingobama:







    so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

    people are psycho

    I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

    classiest way to poison someone hands down

    That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

    I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

    wait why does everyone want one of these

    what are all of you people planning

    i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

    (Source: samandriel, via merthur-have-the-tardis-at-221b)

  10. wherewentz:

    2007 was so important

    (Source: futurebucky, via dulect)