1. greetings:

    every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

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    (via officialwhitegirls)

     
  2. passionnement:

    lohanthony:

    predictively:

    tactictaco:

    pointmybodyouttosea:

    i can watch this for hours

    fuck you and your steady hand :’(

    sorry for the porn

    this is so soothing

    Talented

    (Source: edings, via mary-poppins-needs-a-tardis)

     

  3. hvngers:

    "you should go out and socialize"

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    (Source: hvngers, via clestroying)

     

  4. sextpert:

    sextpert:

    I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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    amazing

    (Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via bullied)

     
  5. favourite character quotes: Madison Montgomery

    (via lohanthony)

     

  6. cokeflow:

    Maybe I am maybelline 

    (Source: fingerblaster113, via lohanthony)

     

  7. the-vashta-nerada:

    • hey bro
    • bro
    • broski
    • brosicle
    • broseidon, god of the brocean
    • brotato chip
    • brotein shake
    • brosef stalin
    • barack brobama
    • teddy brosevelt
    • don quibrote
    • adrien brody
    • gallilebro gallilei
    • napoleon bronaparte
    • brobo cop
    • leonardo dicapribro
    • broseph mengele 
    • bro nye the science guy
    • selena bromez
    • broey deschanel 
    • bro dimaggio
    • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
    • brohemian rhapsody
    • osama bro laden
    • mighty bro young
    • brodo the hobbit bro
    • broprah winfrey 
    • broby dick
    • abroham lincoln
    • what’s up

    (via alone-protects-me-at-221b)

     

  8. yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

    please don’t unfollow me 
    here have a snickers 

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    you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

    (via d0nn0)

     
  9.  
  10. just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

    scoutblu:

    starrypier:

    MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

    DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

    let me be free

    (via songofages)